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It Slicks The Teeth of Beauty Queens

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Time to listen back on some of the great things that have happened to us in, or about, last week in history as citizens of Planet Earth.

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Everyone has one or two

And some have three or more

In the cabinet or tool box

Or in the nightstand drawer

It slicks the teeth of beauty queens

And some use it for rustproofing

Or slathered on round door knobs

Provides a media for goofing

For cracked dry lips or wind burnt skin

And other things which pain us

Or passed out at a Hillcrest bar

You may find it rubbed upon your anus

1878 - Vaseline was INVENTED by Robert A. Chesebrough.

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